MY FAVOURITE THINGS (AND NOT)

FAVES:

PUDDING: ICE CREAM (THOUGH NOT AS PUDDING, INSTEAD OF MEAL)

FILM: THE SOUND OF MUSIC, CONTACT, THE SIXTH SENSE, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, POWDER, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, MURIEL'S WEDDING, BEAUTIFUL THING

FUNNIEST FILM: THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY

FISH: VIETNAMESE RIVER COBBLER

SEAFOOD: PRAWNS, SQUID, SHELLFISH

MEAT: CHICKEN, PORK, DUCK

FLAVOURS: CARAMEL, VANILLA, CHOCOLATE

ACTIVITY: SEX, KNITTING, SWIMMING, DRIVING

MUSIC: CARLY SIMON, DAR WILLIAMS, JONI MITCHELL, JANIS IAN

INSTRUMENT: SAXOPHONE, BATTERY OPERATED TOYS.

WEATHER: THUNDERSTORMS

YARN: WOOL/BAMBOO MIX, CASHMERE

CLOTHING: HATS, WAISTCOATS, BAVARIAN SHIRTS, OTHER MEN IN KILTS OR LEDERHOSEN.

FOOTWEAR: DOC MARTENS, KICKERS

READING: IN BED, ALL SORTS FORM SERIOUS NON FICTION TO LIGHT HEARTED NOVELS TO THRILLERS AND STUFF LIKE DAN BROWN RIGHTS. USED TO REALLY LIKE PATRICIA CORNWALL TILL SHE GOT LOST UP HER OWN .....

ACTOR: DANIEL CRAIG, HUGH JACKMAN, VIGGO MORTENSEN (ALL PURELY ON LOOKS) MERYL STREEP, JULIA ROBERTS

EMPATHIC PEOPLE

COMPASSIONATE PEOPLE

FUNNY PEOPLE

DOGS

CATS

MONKEYS


NOT FAVES:

NUNS

PRIESTS

SNAKES, POISONOUS OR NOT.

TATTOOS - ESPECIALLY ON WOMEN (YES, I KNOW THAT MAKES ME A HYPOCRITICAL SEXIST PIG.)

VIOLENT FILMS

BIGOTS

FUNDAMENTALISTS OF ANY PERSUASION

MORONS/ILLOGICALITY (SEE ABOVE)

BULLIES (SEE ABOVE AND ABOVE)

DREADLOCKS ON WHITE PEOPLE

G-STRINGS

BARE MIDRIFF (EVEN IF FIT)

CONTROL FREAKS (FUNDAMENTALISTS, BULLIES, MORONS)

NEAT FREAKS

VIOLIN

OPERA (I'D RATHER LISTEN TO CATS ON HEAT)

HEAVY METAL

RAP/HIP HOP

PSEUDS

USING LOADS OF WORDS WHEN ONE OR TWO WOULD DO

JOBS WORTHS

LARGE SUPERMARKET CHAINS

DVD MAKERS MAKE ME VERY MAD. HOW DARE THEY FORCE ME TO WATCH THE F***ING ADS AND WARNINGS AND CREDITS AND ALL THAT CRAP? WHY WHEN YOU PRESS PLAY DOES IT JUST TAKE YOU TO ANOTHER F***ING MENU!!! JUST PLAY THE DAMN THING. SPOOKS TAKES FOREVER AS YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH PART OF THE SCREEN IS 'PLAY'. ARROGANT MORONS.

STR8 MEN WHO THINK THEY ARE IRRESISTIBLE TO ALL WOMEN AND GAY MEN. OH, WAIT, THAT MEANS I DON'T LIKE ANY STR8 MEN....NO...I JUST HAVEN'T MET ONE YET WHO DOESN'T THINK HE IS IRRESISTIBLE.