Thoughts For Today

My education finished at 15. On days when I feel pretentious, I fancy having letters after my name.

It occurred to me I still could:

Colin ****** CHD, RA, OA, FMS, OCD

(Edit: I thought they'd be recognisable so: coronary heart disease, rheumatoid arthritis, osteoarthritis and obsessive compulsive disorder....the last condition just involves yarn....)

Looks good, yes?

When I was a teen and young adult, I was anorexic.

I wish I had known then that all I needed to do to be invisible was be in a wheelchair.

I'd have saved myself a lot of anguish and more to the point could have eaten what the f**k I wanted to.....