Thursday, April 08, 2010

ONCE UPON A TIME….

….. a very long time ago in a far distant land, a man was walking along when he came upon a crowd of people who each held stones in their hands. In the middle of the crowd was a man that the crowd was yelling abuse at and threatening to stone him to death.
The man pushed his way thru the crowd and he held out his arms to stop and quieten the crowd.
‘Whoever amongst you is without sin, you may cast the first stone.’
As he was speaking, a stone came flying thru the air and with one hit, killed the man stone dead. A woman had come forward and thrown her stone.
Jesus turned to her and said: ‘Oh Mother! Sometimes you really piss me off!’
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