Monday, March 20, 2006

Mail

I get loads of mail every day. You know the type that begins with an S and ends in an M. No matter how I filter it still comes.

It wouldn't be so bad except they seem to think that:

1. I live in the USA
2. Have huge debts
3. Have a small penis
4. Am impotent
5. Like lesbian porn
6. Take lots of drugs
7. Want a mortgage.
8. And seem to think I am old.
9. And think I will be stupid enough to hand over my bank details to the widow of some African Dignitary who died tragically.
10. Call me Beloved In Christ and then go on to try and rip me off(well they would wouldn't they?)
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